28 Funniest Cat Jokes Of All Time

1. Did you hear about the cat who had its tongue KICKED out by a mouser?

You probably wished this would happen to you every time you asked that annoying question, “Got milk?”. Maybe you should go shout it out and catch your cat in the act.

2. There was a cat who said, “I’m not afraid of mice!”.

Before it could finish, a mouse jumped on its face and the cat fell right through the ceiling.

3. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of all its leaves!

4. What do you call a cat sitting on a very large book?

An author.

5. What do you call a cat who keeps on asking, “Am I fat?”

A cat-o-log.

6. What do you call a cat that sits on your computer?

A hacker.

7. What is Mickey's favorite food?

Mice Krispies and gravy.

8. What do you get when you cross a cat with a hamster?

A cyber chat.

9. "My kitty ate my homework!" "That's terrible!" "I can fix that!"

"How?"

"I'll just find his dinner and feed it back to him."

10. What do you call a cat who is over 6 feet tall?

A mountain climber.

11. Before going to the beach, the cat was asked, “would it be okay if we throw a frisbee for you?”

"Sure, grab this."

The cat leaps from the window and gets an easy catch.

"That's awesome!”, says the owner. “I never knew you were such a long jumper."

The cat replies, "How tall do you think I am?"

12. Why did the cat take 1,000 steps backward?

Because he wanted to walk forwards.

13. What do you call a cat that's afraid of the ocean?

A scaredy-cat!

14. There are four cats. One is called, the cat that's on Twitter. The other is called, the cat with a Laptop. The third is called, the cat with a Phone, and the fourth is called... the cat with a tablet.

What's the difference between a cat and a laptop?

A laptop may be used to email, but cats are all about social networking.

15. What did the cat say when it was late for a date?

"Purr-isity."

16. What do you call a cat who has been under 10 cars?

A used car salesman.

17. I have a cat and he walks on the keys all of the time. It’s not my fault because I trained him to type.

What's the difference between a cat and a typewriter?

A typewriter stops after only 30 cats.

18. What did one cat say to another?

"Death is a very good thing. It's the best thing for us. We just don't know it yet."

19. What did the cats do when they realized there were no Easter eggs?

They started looking for Caturday.

20. I bought a cat clock.

Its purr-fect!

21. "I was sitting on my cat and she looked at me. I told her to stop it, but instead, she gave me a look of disgust."

"That's pretty disgusting!"

"Yes it was, so I stood on her."

22. What do you get when you mix 4 cats and 1 mouse?

A catamaran.

23. The gecko got stuck in the cat's ear.

What did the cat say to the gecko?

"Don't worry. It was just a little kitten."

24. What did the cat say after it saw a small yellow frog crossing the road?

"Watch out for road bumps!"

25. What do you get when you cross a kitty and a tree?

A catagan.

26. Did you see that cat that got his tongue stuck to the frozen pole?

It was freezin'.

27. What do you get when you cross a cat and an orange?

A little-known citrus fruit

28. What do you call a cat holding its paw in the air?

A policeman.